Toby: Did you see Danny at that Excision concert last night?
Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.
Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.
by whitepeoplelikedubsteptoo! February 20, 2011
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Ha! I'm a smart masterba!ter, im not gonna run in there and die like the fuckers on my team that i baited.
by aldin September 27, 2007
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by memofukka June 5, 2010
Get the Masterbathe mug.1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.
2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.
3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.
2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.
3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.
Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.
by Rayquisha November 28, 2007
Get the masterbacrastinating mug.The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 1, 2004
Get the masterbate mug.MASTERBAITER: A MASTERBAITER is the fisherman in charge of the blessing of the bait ceremony on East Coast offshore fishing boats. This duty involves the assembling of the entire fishing crew around a large circular bait tub filled with dead herring. When the crew is fully assembled the MASTERBAITER gives the order to the crew "LET THE MASTERBAIT BEGIN" at which time the circle jerk gets busy till every last dumfuk blows a charge a spunk in the bait tub. Then they go fishin, think about it the next time yer eatin fish n chips.
MASTERBAITER Ya know Jake, i been MASTERBAITER on this ol wooden hulled girl fer eleven years now. When i first gut permoted i know fukkin well the men had bigger dicks.
Yup, yer right Percy, comes ta mind that feller from Canada.
Now there was a lad with some proud flesh. Why that hog leg hung near ta his boot tops. He blew a wad clear ta the far side a the bait tub an hit Angus in the eye, near fukkin blinded em. Well Percy, somebody's gotta be MASTERBAITER but fer the few extre bucks you kin have it ol salt. See ya later.
Yup, yer right Percy, comes ta mind that feller from Canada.
Now there was a lad with some proud flesh. Why that hog leg hung near ta his boot tops. He blew a wad clear ta the far side a the bait tub an hit Angus in the eye, near fukkin blinded em. Well Percy, somebody's gotta be MASTERBAITER but fer the few extre bucks you kin have it ol salt. See ya later.
by Isack Sack January 8, 2009
Get the masterbaiter mug.I was in the fitting room at Targét and was so turned on by the cucumbers in the produce section that I needed to masterbaté.
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