Skip to main content

Maser City

A now defunct Godzilla site and at the time mildly infamous message board that was run by a gang of mentally ill sociopaths who were never as smart as they thought they were. It pretty much stopped being relevant after Godzilla: Final Wars came out. The domain was repurchased and now mysteriously redirects to Toho Kingdom, their hated rivals.
Maser City hasn't been on anyone's mind since they pulled their idiotic April Fools Day joke in 2005.
by ShinCookie August 10, 2016
mugGet the Maser City mug.

Paul Massey

A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.
OH SHIT Paul Massey's coming skidadle
by Lady's Man Sam February 6, 2020
mugGet the Paul Massey mug.

Cuck Master

An individual who is so weak and fragile that men are unexplainablely drawn to have intercourse with his significant other as there is nothing he can do to stop them.
Logan, being a Cuck Master, has all sorts of men coming and going from his house in the middle of the night and there is nothing he can do about it. His wife-cousin seems to enjoy it though.
by Elite CG June 16, 2023
mugGet the Cuck Master mug.

Master Cheeks

A horny, whiney imposter pretending to be the real Master Chief and dicking around on Paramount's Halo TV series. Master Cheeks got his name for refusing to wear his helmet and now his pants, baring his "master cheeks" around in episode 3 and 8.
Lord Hood: Master Cheeks, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Covenant chick?
Master Cheeks: Sir, finishing this fuck session.
by Johnny Halo 117 May 18, 2022
mugGet the Master Cheeks mug.

The Rank of Master

Something that Anakin Skywalker doesn’t have.
You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master.- Mace Windu
by MCK1705 June 28, 2020
mugGet the The Rank of Master mug.

Ascended master

Ascended Masters are believed to be spiritually enlightened beings who in past incarnations were ordinary humans, but who have undergone a series of spiritual transformations originally called initiations.
The term "Ascended Master" was first used by Baird T. Spalding in 1924 in his series of books, "The Life and Teachings of the Masters of the Far East" (DeVorss and Co.).
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
mugGet the Ascended master mug.

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
mugGet the flexible container of Massengill mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email