Matching curtains and carpet

When the color of the hair on the head is the same color as the pubes.

Look at that broad's blue hair. There's no fucking way she has matching curtains and carpet.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Matching Pearl Set

When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.

This resembles pearl earrings.

Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!

by HippoCookies September 28, 2008

wanna have matching profile pictures?

A small way of telling people that you wanna bang

wanna have matching profile pictures?
hell yes

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 3, 2021

Matching Set

This is pretty much the pearl necklace but you also have to give her 2 earring...cum on her earlops.

Don't forget to give that chick a matching set

by brightangel91 May 24, 2009

matching socks

A disgrace to humanity

Ugh, I hate matching socks

by Coral_reef June 3, 2016

matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.

I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.

by ennaeed December 25, 2017

matching play

A set or pair of something, typically clothing.

“She was wearing a matching play at the party.”

by bulldogyanog July 15, 2021