Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

by Soft dick May 29, 2019

Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008

mashed potato

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.

Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!

by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006

Mashed Potatoes

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.

My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.

My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.

by Lienad15 March 12, 2014

Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009

Mashed Potato

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

by Russell H May 09, 2007

mash potato

Mashed potato means to masturbate.

He's mash potatoing in his room!

What the fuck, did you mash potato yourself?

by Dina7282837282837jh November 11, 2007