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Mash potato

Similar to the word gip, mash potato describes the moments before you feel like you might be sick but aren't actually sick.
(Someone is being inconsiderate and talking to you about a disgusting conversation topic whilst you are eating a meal and you and you start to associate the things being discussed in the conversation with the texture of your food) ... mash potato
by anonymous17363 October 30, 2017
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When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good
by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008
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When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!
by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006
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The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.
My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.

My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.
by Lienad15 April 19, 2014
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an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities
The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes
by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009
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A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.
"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."
by Russell H May 24, 2007
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He's mash potatoing in his room!

What the fuck, did you mash potato yourself?
by Dina7282837282837jh December 5, 2007
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