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Maruit

Used to describe a Marine that has finished boot camp but still has a recruit mindset and or in MOS school. Another term for boot, newbie or just new to the Marine Corps. Also a Marine that has not entered the fleet, gone on a deployment, or acts like a recruit and/or inexperienced when doing their duties. Usually targeted to be hazed.
"PFC stephens is such a Maruit, he just asked me the other day if combat was like Call of Duty. What a fucking boot.”

"Don't be such a freaking Maruit, just walk across the grass already"

“Rodriguez is such a freaking Maruit that everytime the phone rings she stands up at parade rest and answers it. You can’t teach that level of Maruit-ness.”

SOME THINGS THAT QUALIFY YOU BEING A MARUIT.
Falling asleep in formation, putting your flak on backwards, asking the stupid-ass questions, Having a Perma-tan line on the back of your head from your cover,
by John P. Greer May 6, 2014
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Marmite Situation

A 'Marmite Situation' is the name we give to an object or person who you can only love or hate and can not have ambiguous feelings about.
I see myself as a marmite situation, dear - You either love me, or hate me.
by Jack H.R August 2, 2007
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Marmite Miner

a 'crafty butcher who takes his meat illegally round the backdoor'
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you:yo wat u wanna do today
me:get my 9mm and fuck some hos
you:marmion academy is the shit
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marmite fisherman

1. n. A homosexual; a 'poo pipe plumber' or 'nonce'. 2. n. A model of a fisherman, made out of marmite.
"That Grant Bovey is blatantly a marmite fisherman - mind you, with an annoying bitch of a wife like that it's hardly surprising"
by toaototoato June 19, 2003
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marmite wizard

When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.

Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
by MarmiteMagician March 22, 2016
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