Doc Martens

The preferable shoe brand for serial killers/ criminals.

Victim: "Are you going to kill me?"

Serial Killer: "Hang on, I need to put my Doc Martens on first."

Victim: "Oh."

by Poop001 September 28, 2009

Matteus

The best boy friend EVER. Super hot and sexy and every way, will treat you perfectly and will love you with his whole heart. So hot he makes you want to cum your pants every time you see him.

“Oh look it’s my wonderful boyfriend Matteus!”

by ky cream March 19, 2023

martensen

The sexiest person around. Gets all of the babes. He's also super handsome!

Hey did you see Martensen? Yeah he's so {sexy} and handsome! I wish I was like Martensen. He gets all of the chicks.

by Geärgert May 30, 2017

A Hungry Martus

When you fuck a dog on the beach bareback and get an STD

I had a Hungry Martus last night, I'm so annoyed

by danmartus August 11, 2015

Mateus Fatus

{Ma-tay-us Fa-toos}
A sophisticated word with a Latin sound to it, meaning "fat matt". This word is used for when there is an obese person named matt.

Clear the halls for a wide load, a Mateus Fatus is coming!

by Mexirocker August 30, 2006

Mateus

The real definition of simp.

Mateus is such a simp...

by NIgga 9uu8h82r3 August 1, 2020

Mateus

A Mateus is a animal commonly found in big dumpsters with shit and expired milk in it. A Mateuses normal traits are sucking dick and fucking men in the ass. When you see a Mateus you should run away and say, “go fuck yourself,” it makes them literally fuck themselves in the ass while you escape.

O shit, that’s a big Mateus, we better run, “go fuck yourself,”.
Eww there’s a Mateus in this dumpster with shit in it.

by Jorrrrrrr June 6, 2018