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The Marteen Principle

The principle that nobody gives a shit about the sport of track and field. This is based on the idea that no one cares who is faster because it is not an achievable skill, it is simply a genetic ability. The great philosopher Marteen stated that "it is Track and Field like having a competition on who's dick is the biggest, it is not actually an athletic competition"
Friend1: "Bro, I ran a 54.6 in the 400 yesterday"
Friend2: "Come on man abide by The Marteen Principle"
Friend1: "What?"
Friend2: "Nobody gives a fuck about Track"
by eduardo628 January 1, 2012
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Jaeden Martell

literally the most attractive person to live on this planet. he has mad talent and is basically amazing in everything he does. he voice just soothes the soul.
friend: who’s the boy that plays jacob barber in defending jacob?
me: you haven’t heard of him? he is jaeden martell. isn’t he handsome?
by jaedenlover:) May 10, 2021
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Doc Martens

Also known as Doc's and Dr. Martens very well known for having a yellow stitching that bonds the bubbery air cushion sole. This footwear was developed by Dr. Klaus Märtens of Germany. The first Dr. Martens boots in the United Kingdom came out on 1 April, 1960 (hence known as style 1460 and still in production today) with an eight-eyelet, cherry-red, Nappa leather design. Doc's where first worn by working class people, then later adopted by the skinheads and punk rockers in the late 1960's. Goths, new wavers, and hardcore punks wore them in the 80's then they where adopted by the grungers and skankers in the 90's. Today, Doc's have been gaining popularity back by Indie, bohemians, urban twenty-something's, stoners, even college kids.

Doc Martens carry out many functions. They're great for camping out, riding a bike, kicking A**, getting your A** kicked, keeping your feet warm, looking sexy, being a fashion rebel
Her Doc Martens look cute. My Doc Martens got scuffed while I was breaking a fall on my fixie. I went to the independent art gallery and every five people where sporting a pair of Doc Martens. These Doc Marten feel comfy on my feet.
by TheBoogieLady October 20, 2010
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Martucky

A city of just over 5000 in North central Illinois. Real name- Marseilles, but half of its residents roots can be traced back to Campbellsville Kentucky. Due to it's own economic downturn since the 1980's, and a lack of enforcement of it's municipal codes it looks more like a hillbilly settlement in rural Kentucky than an industrial city in France like it was named after.
"how many tarp roofs have you seen in Martucky this winter"?
"Did you see all the pick-up trucks that are up on blocks in Martucky"?
by Martucky Mayor March 23, 2011
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mareck

Is usually a cunt, that can be cool at times
Person 1: Why is Mareck a cunt

Person 2: idk but he got me these chips
by Mareck is a dick June 11, 2018
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Marte

Marte is funny, intelligent, genuine, kind and surprisingly forgiving- but will cut a bitch over her spouse
Marte loves her spouse so much she will CUT-A-BITCH!
by SmarteChick December 20, 2016
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mastectomy

Removal of one or both a females breast due to breast cancer.
Emily: omg, why doesn't Sandra have any tits?? freak!
Morgan: Emily, stop being a bitch! She has breast cancer. She needed to have mastectomy surgery to remove her tits.
Emily: ohh, sorry Sandra. =/
by crazyyyyyychic November 25, 2007
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