Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Orba April 12, 2021

mayonnaise

Something that is not, in fact, an instrument.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

by Hosta Mahogie November 14, 2011

Piovono madonne

Typically italian word used when you get hurt on something ( ex. on your pinkie) and you start saying very bad words.

PIOVONO MADONNE is literally "they're raining the Virgin with child and Saints"

by italianslug August 13, 2015

man mayonnaise

Semen. Usually considered fairly vulgar.

Before moving out, Carl heaved a bolt of man mayonnaise onto the pillow of his hated room-mate.

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Madonna Strut

The painful shuffle styled walk you awkwardly have to do after receiving pain to the hips, genitals, or upper legs.
Similarly to the shuffle done by Madonna herself, after being pulled off the stage during her Brits performance.

"Damn, I fucked her so hard, she was doing the Madonna strut for weeks."
"Poor little Shauna fell of her trike, and had to do the Madonna strut all the way home."

by DistortedSpectrum March 16, 2015

Blue Madonna

A captivating woman that gives off a surreal, divine, and untouchable aura. Men are hypnotized by her seductive enchantment. She is a siren of eroticism and passion. A Blue Madonna is a tall, beautiful woman with lusciously long hair, alluringly magnetic blue eyes, and the essence of a goddess.

That woman is such a Blue Madonna; all of the men find her irresistible.

by BlueMadonna July 5, 2021

Mayonnaiser

A god of Mayonnaise some would say. This person will bathe, will consume, will even do intercourse with Mayonnaise... The amount of things this type of person will do with Mayonnaise is uncountable... There are just too many possibilities.

Person 1: Have you heard about Matthew? He's become such a Mayonnaiser
Person 2: I know right, he brings that jug of Mayonnaise everywhere.

by shane_y May 15, 2020