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margarine

Dude, seriously, go out with that girl - MARGARINE!!
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Margarine Face

A female with an attractive body, but a "marginally" attractive face(hence the use of the word "margarine"). A margarine face is a female whose face barely exceeds the minimum requirements for an attractive face, as not be ugly. A margarine face is slightly more attractive than a butter face, as a butter face has no facially attractive features whatsoever.
I saw a girl with a great body the other day, but her face wasn't all that attractive. She was a total margarine face.
by puggyface April 15, 2009
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marming

A unique blend of mad (bonkers loopy mad not anger mad) and charming. Somebody who is perfectly charming to be around yet at any moment can explode into madness.
Girl A: "I just had the most wonderful converstaion with that guy over there until he start tweaking his nipples and whistling the A-team theme tune and insisting his name was Zippy. Quite bizarre..."
Girl B: "Yeah he's marming alright"
by Chris and Emma March 13, 2007
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swan margarine

The female equivalent of duck butter. i.e. When the sweat from the butt and the vagina meet in the girlie-taint and form a spreadable buttery substance.
EEWWW! That bitch had so much swan margarine she could butter both halves of the bagel.

It is so good it will have you saying, "I can't believe its not duck butter!"
by butterbeard March 16, 2009
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margarine legs

A term commonly used to describe students at Christchurch Girls' High School, it is a play on words, meaning that girl's high girls are easy - margarine is easy to spread, as (apparently) are girl's high girls's legs
Boy from CBHS: Damn, where's she from? She's hot! And I think she's looking at me...
Girl from AGHS: Ah, CGHS. Why do they always steal our guys?
Boy 2: Um, cos they're hotter than you?
Girl from AGHS: No, because they're margarine legs, that's why!
by KiwiChickee January 4, 2008
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by an anonymous source October 30, 2003
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margarine dream

To wake up from a highly erotic dream only to find that your bedsheets are very sticky. Also known as wet dream.
"Alright lads? I had a corker of a margarine dream last night."
by Gavyn August 24, 2004
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