duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008

Anal Marmalading

To gather anal fluids over the course of time by fingering and fisting your partner's ass, eventually filling a jar which can then be used as a conserve to accompany toast on a Sunday morning's breakfast.

My girlfriend always loved a good anal marmalading, although the end product did taste a bit tangy for her liking.

by Sui generis DS January 22, 2011

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

Martaja

A boss ass bitch

"Hey, look at that martaja"

by Ttwan May 16, 2016

Marmarason/Barason

Marmarason is a person who thinks too much about girls, often bails on the boys for one girl
The word Barason is also used to define a person who enjoys simping for girls.

Dude 1: So are we going to meet up at your place?

Dude 2: No sorry I'm actually going to simp to this hot ass girl I saw on Instagram the other day so we can't meet up today

Dude 1: You think too much about girls, you are a Marmarason/Barason

by Thin August 22, 2020

marmagana

When you use a marmite jar to shove up your pussy

Bruh I got so bored last night I watched someone do a marmagana, it was very interesting

by Girlsbumming November 7, 2020