Markolepsy

Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.

Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics

"We wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from Markolepsy today"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

markaz

A place where Muslims extremists plan to destroy the non muslim nations.

That person is from Markaz, please save me.

by arkolund April 13, 2020

Markowski

1. An Eskimo that plays tennis.

2. Eastern American Mythology: A relatively young high school teacher aspiring to become a licensed professional councilor. Women wanted him. Men wanted to be him. His post-pubescent female(/male??) students were all up ons for they found him devastatingly attractive and orgasmic to the eye. To the unaided eye, he may appear to have been dressed by his mother and/or wife. Yeah, he talked a lot about his wife, but he talked even more about his dog, Arthur. On a clear night, when the moon is full, if you listen carefully you may still hear Markowski roaming the halls at Northeast. Roaming, and wondering, "Will that pedal ever meet the pavement?"

Markowski says: "This is where the pedal meets the pavement."

by GeoColSan September 28, 2005

Marko

Marko is a unique person. Marko is the nicest, most caring, and hottest boy you will ever meet. Everyone’s mom’s wish they’re sons would be more like Marko. Brown hair, brown eye’s, 5’ 10’’, plays soccer, and overall smart. Marko will do anything in his way to protect you. If it means putting his own life before yours he’ll do it. Marko cares more about you than he does about anything else. Marko just wants you in his life. He wants to make you happy and be there for you and always listen to what you have to say. And if you are reading this yes, it’s about you. I’m writing this to you. I like you and think you are the funniest, cutest, and sweetest girl in this world. I care so much about you. I love staying up all night on FaceTime talking with you making each other laugh and just being there with each other. You make me the happiest I’ve ever been. And I’m so happy that you are in my life.

Marko - I wish she knew I was truly sorry and that I just want to be with her and have her forgive me for my one mistake

by BigDaddy M December 22, 2020

Markovitz

The verb meaning to get insanely wasted off of Maneschevitz.

Craig got totally Markovitzed off that Maneschevitz - he rules!

by CrazyK425 July 3, 2011

Markoolio

Markoolio is one of Swedens best singers and rapper.

Shut up i am listening to Markoolio

by LennartBladh June 21, 2018

Dirty Marko

When a guy cums in a diarrhea filled ass and slurps the juice. Kinda like chocolate milk.

Guy 1: Last night i did a Dirty Marko with this chick!
Guy 2: I thought it was called chocolate milk
Guy 1: Chocolate milk is with normal poo, this one is with diarrhea

by LittlePeepeeDrinker January 2, 2022