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MARKLED

When you ghost anybody that has ever helped you out but are no longer useful
I haven't had my phone call returned for days

You've been markled
by Omid Scobie August 29, 2022
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Markle Weather Report

When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.
"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"
by John Tetley January 4, 2022
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Markled

verb
past tense: markled

1. The sudden or unexpected loss of income, career or value due to association
2. Tricked or scammed by a narcissist.

verb
present participle: markling
1. the process of losing value due to association
2. the act of scamming or being scammed
1. After reciept of quarterly profit reports, the company realized it had been markled due to an employee's reputation.

2. One can easily be markled when motivated by celebrity or notoriety of another.
by WashYourHouseShoes March 12, 2023
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markle

A verb:
1. to hit on a much younger girl
2. to hook up with a very dirty female
3. to smoke way too hookah and/or weed
4. To drink and to become beligerant and make everyone around you say "why do we hang out with this person"
5. to piss in a fridge
6. to get forget your entire night
7. to lie about a sex tape

8. to get your back ripped up by a hairy persian bear
9. to get uberslapped by a clean girl
10. to hookup with everyone of an ex's friends
11.
Kid 1: Dude you where hammered last night
Kid 2: i know, i think i markled
Kid 1: check your back to make sure
Kid 2: shit its torn up, damn persians
by friend #1 May 5, 2009
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markle

markle (verb). To markle someone is to make promises, extract a lot of money, then bugger off without delivering.
by Grapefish June 27, 2021
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Markle

A common yet versatile way to replace the word lying. Mostly used in the U.K., but now steadily spreading to parts of the US.
- A friend exaggerating to you: “No way, you’re such a markle.”
- Teacher in school: “One more markle about your homework and it will be detention Jimmy.”
- Kids hiding something: “Did your parents find out? Nah I markled them.”
- Criminal Group discussing their day: “I’ve been all over today markling so many pensioners. Such easy targets.”
by The_Real_Kate November 25, 2022
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Markley's Law

A variant of Godwin's Law: As an online discussion of gun owners' rights grows longer, the probability of an ad hominem attack involving penis size approaches 1.
Person 1: I carry a gun to try to keep my family and I safe by exercising a Constitutionally-protected natural right.

Person 2: Hah! You carry a gun because you have a small penis, and you are trying to make up for it!

Person 1: Well, I guess Markley's Law is still true.
by Linoge_WOTC July 11, 2010
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