Markas

A Markas A really fat guy from Russia and all he does all day is eat burgers. He 'runs' like a spaz at a really slow pace. You'll know when you see one because he blocks out the sun. He also likes to rape Males. He also has the worst comebacks in the world (This applies to most people called Markas but a small Hand full are OK)

Person 1: OMG There is Markas!
Person 2: Quick! Cover your ass!

Person: Hey Markas! Stop eating everything you see!
Markas: Stop talking about your dad!

by docwhoadv October 30, 2012

Markass

The nickname given to mark hoppus of blink 182 by guitarist tom delonge

Tom delonge: ur such a fag markass

by marcus williams July 19, 2007

marksalot

a man-whore wants to make the following record: "Layed Everyone and Everything In (insert city's name) Including His Own Mother".

Omg, look at Marksalot...he's laying her..oh wait, now her...hold up, now he's laying it!!

by maximus 2 the gluteus April 7, 2003

Markala

A Person that can't make up there mind even if it's as obvious as can be.

"I love you"
"I love you too"...

2days laters

"I love you"
Markala--->"ummmm.."

"Dude don't bust a MARKALA just make up your mind already"

by this one guy that knew her. October 11, 2008

Makasalaboff

A teenage-girl term used to describe someone rather low on social rankings who believes they are extremely cool.

"Suzy Q. is such a Makasalaboff she thinks she's soo cool."

by Dipwad December 9, 2008

Markassbuster

Someone that one would consider a "homey", or friend.

My bro Adrian is a real markassbuster

by Blade2567 April 27, 2007

Marmasant

Its a silly misspelling of the word "marmoset", in which my drunk lady friend refers to my dog when he looks cute.

Jimmy, you're such a marmasant.

by Flat Kid January 11, 2010