mark

a giant tool douche loser who doesn't know his place in society and is a in the closet homosexual who can't get any girls and try's to play off heterosexuality by looking at ugly girls. he has no friends and is considered a loser by all his peers. a mark has few to no friends at all and will be ridiculed by everyone and take it as a sign of them liking them. he keeps everything inside and will probably kill everyone who ever made fun of him.

hey look its mark what a loser that kid is

by mark the fagget shark October 21, 2010

mark

An absolute true blue Aussie weapon who gets on the cans, even VBs for breakfast. Always wears tigers short shorts wherever her goes.

"he looks hard must be a mark"

by the bligh effect August 29, 2018

mark

a victim, the target of criminal activity such as theft or murder

He was afraid he was a mark, but had nothing of value to steal.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2010

mark

hairy 40 year old cod virgin who can't get any moot

Mark: i want hairy moot

by DylanHoward2 June 14, 2013

mark

a chode in every aspect of the word. very short and fat, thinks he has friends but they really hate him and make fun of him. despite marks best efforts to stand up for him self he is really just a pussy, otherwise known as a chicken

Mark, there's plenty of better things to cry about than being a chicken. you could get a bad grade on a math test, you could break your arm while playing football, you could be called a chicken. wait nevermind, i shouldnt have said that

by dana hogan June 17, 2009

mark

the act of allowing a spliff to extinguish itself through lack of attention and smoking skills

pass us a lighter, I've marked me spliff.

by JemimaPuddle September 9, 2006

mark

mark has a grainy ass hole
mark has a small penis

mark has a tiny tiny tiny tiny brain

by imogen Lehndorf April 5, 2018