The Manitoba Maple

When you are fucking a chick from behind against a maple tree then you tap the tree and maple syrup runs down her face

I was camping with Laura, we had some drinks, next thing I know we were in the woods and I was giving her The Manitoba Maple

by DERPFACE666 April 1, 2020

manzier

A brassiere-like device, for men. As seen on Seinfeld.

"In Fight Club, Meat Loaf could do with a manzier"

by Akhenaten April 8, 2003

preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

Manitoba Snowplow

A sexual act in which you are giving a girl anal and then push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.

I manitoba snowplowed this girl so far she got carpet burn!

by xkenx January 6, 2007

manzilian

A manzilian is the male equivalent of a brazilian wax job. Which means that all, and I mean all, pubic hair is waxed. Ass crack hair included.

Swamp ass was no longer an issue for Price after his manzilian. The smoothness prevented it.

by LaurenClaire August 10, 2006

Manitoba Driver

One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.

Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.

by soopa-doopa September 19, 2009

manitoba

The only province within confederation to violently rebel against the federal government. The Riel Rebellion incase you missed that day in history class.

Guy: I thought we the Quebecois were the separists?!?!
Dave: Nah, we in Manitoba did it first, you guys in Quebec just made it a hobby.

by Mr.W November 28, 2006