Manure Foot

A person's dance partner who moves like he stepped in horse manure with one foot and he's trying to kick it off with the other foot. Ususally reserved for a beginner who cannot keep tempo with the music.

"Gee, Sally, how'd you get stuck dancing with that manure foot?"

by Jon Scott June 14, 2007

would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?

by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025

yellow australian manure

Aussie slang for taking a piss on a lemon tree

Bloke a - "I'm going for a piss"
Bloke b - "Duck outside mate, give the ol' lemon tree a pint of yellow Australian manure"

by Qualt June 17, 2016

Optical manure

When you have a shitty outlook om life in general.

Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.

by moondragon1974 November 10, 2022

S.O.B. (old manure)

Shot Off Balls in the war.

S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Manureism

A habitual gesture or way of speaking or behaving in regards to manure; a horse shit based idiosyncrasy

Natasha: “You’re never going to understand that horse if you don’t pay attention to it’s manureisms!”

by WayneKoalaFace July 28, 2019