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ho-maintenance

To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,

3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
by Cmakow1986 January 13, 2011
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high maintenance friend

a friend who always has drama in his/her life; who gets pissed at friends over stupid things and is ALWAYS mad and talking shit about someone
S would always be aggravated at one of her friends, keeping them on some sort of "probation".....what a high maintenance friend- that's why I had to drop her
by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005
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Maintenance Pee

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.
Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.
by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010
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maitena

maitena es una de las personas mas maravillosas que puedad encontrar . es muy amable si haces lo que ella quiere. a veces razona con tigo y lo hacen las dos a gusto. es una persona que tiene novios a muy temprana edad pues es muy hermosa. le encanta lucir a la moda y juntarse con sus amigos. su familia es especial, pues le compran lo que ella desee siempre y cuendo puedan.se lleva bien con sus hermano/as.

cuidala bien. no la dejes ir . se escapa facil de tus manos si ella ve que no le haces mucha falta.
no se que mas decir de maitena ella es genial un gran ejemplo
by poliku March 4, 2018
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Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it
Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"
by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014
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Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.
*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."
by Nemephosis July 28, 2013
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buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.
Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.
by Dreamz January 20, 2008
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