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fu manpoo

Verb:
To give someone a fu man poo. A variation on a dirty sanchez. A man removes his cock from said strumpets bum and then wipes the poo residue across her top lip however utilising some artistic style to create the appearance of a chinese moustache similar to that of fu manchu.
I gave her a fu manpoo and she looked like an extra from crouching tiger!!
by Darkprong October 17, 2007
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manpole

person with a very long penis
"what a big manpole you have."
by Evil1 November 3, 2004
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Manopause

(noun)- The rough equivalent of "menopause" as found in males. Manopause is the halting of "man periods." Many believe that manopause is a myth due to the fact that it is seldom seen in males, as menopause is the norm for middle-aged females. Manopause can occur at any time in a male's life.
That fat cat has been so chill since he hit manopause (fo sho).
by Kit-Kat313 December 16, 2008
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manpons

Similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine 'manpon' is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the buttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations
These new manpons work great! I never have to be embarrased at the gym again!
by Ross Smith February 13, 2003
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Manopause

Men in their early to mid 50's who lose their minds because they are going through "the change"
My friend's dad has decided to divorce his wife of 30 years and makes no sense anymore when you try to speak to him, he's totally going through Manopause.
by Anisa Cameron June 22, 2004
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Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.
by Big B September 12, 2003
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Manopause

The male equivalent of female menopause - experienced in a man's mid to late 40's. Also commonly referred to as "mid-life crisis".
My father hit manopause when he started to dye his hair black and wear tight white jeans.
by Congee Wong January 30, 2009
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