manpons

when a dude gets his meriod (man period) he puts in a manpon. yes they do exist

Guy 1: " dude are you on your meriod or something? put in one of ur fricking manpons"
Guy 2: "stfu"

by kaseyworthmeyer May 31, 2015

Manpon

A phrase used by men to their own sex to tell them to stop complaining/whining. Comes from the original word "tampon" which is used only for women (in most cases).

Man #1: This sucks, why do we have to keep doing this?
Man #2: Why don't you get a manpon and suck it up?

by dolphinlazerwave September 14, 2009

Manpon

Using a cock to eleviate menstrual cramps and clear out the vaginal cavity of excess blood.

I 'm cramping bad, can I use your manpon?

by Shtbird August 4, 2017

Manpon

A tampon for a mans bunghole. Used to plug ones butt

Wow dude. That kinda hurt. I need a manpon now

by bitch tities March 29, 2009

Manpon

A string attached to a penis that has been devoured by abdominal fat. This assistive device helps locate and retrieve otherwise lost sign of manhood.

Nurse: "I went to cath Mr. Smith but I couldn't find his penis, I think he needs a manpon."

by Ms.WTF January 15, 2015

Manpon

A rolled up piece of toilet paper or paper towel placed in a mans anus after being raped. Usually used within prison. This prevents blood leakage that would give away what is happening either to him or to prevent the guards from finding out.

“Yo, you see that blood on jimmys jumpsuit? Looks like he needs a manpon”

by Heyitisyaboy June 19, 2019

Manpon

A manpon is where you gotta take toilet paper two days after being raped in prison.

"Yo, dis dude need a Manpon."

by Lamar The Crocodile April 15, 2017