manpile

Refers to a technique of dealing with certain pve encounters in a MMORPG. Not to be confused with Zerging. Manpile specifically refers to encounters where it is necessary for every toon in a pve raid to be as close as possible to the target Mob or Monster. Being too far might pull additional aggro, trigger an AoE etc.

The guild leader explained that in this fight it would be important to stay tight and manpile the Boss, or the next room might get pulled.

by Xyno July 13, 2006

poo-stained man pole

a very very shitty dick. often required after fucking a chick in the ass.

After I was done fucking Marie in the asshole, i had a poo-stained man pole.

by NICKOHYEAH1111 December 3, 2007

Maypole dancing

The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try

When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.

by here we go again May 24, 2019

manholesplain

When you have friends that emerge from the depths only to disagree with or correct your posts on social media, you are getting manholesplained.

For fucks sake, Bob only comes in here to to manholesplain, she never has anything positive to say.

by mi5key August 9, 2020

manpologetics

Systemic justification for the bad (and even toxic or abusive) behavior of men, often made by incels or pick-me's defending misogyny, patriarchy, etc. Examples include glossing over a sexist remark with "he was just joking," interpreting an inappropriate crude comment as "giving a compliment" rather than sexual harassment; and interrupting constructive discourse on problematic male behavior with pleas of #NotAllMen.

Mikaela really came on strong with the manpologetics over that guy who served a woman he invited over for a dinner date unseasoned ground turkey and broccoli, which is not even a full meal (let alone bland and unappetizing).

by MahaKaruna November 9, 2020

Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021

Peter Manoley

cock block for life

when Peter manoley is the one that is always following wooffy around and cock blocking him every where he goes even on the phone after leaving eh has to call to intrupt knowing that i am talkn to her

by woooffy32 October 20, 2008