aneurysm 

The time before you burst a nut

I had an aneurysm last night

aneurysm by Shreck101 March 9, 2019

Brain Aneurysm 

What happens to you when you try to translate the New Zealand national anthem.

Don't listen to that! You will get a brain aneurysm

Brain Aneurysm by The slayer 18 June 19, 2017

Wrist Aneurysm

Similar to a seizure, but begins at the hands/fingers and rapidly works up to the rest of the body. Wrist aneurysms are undetectable, but can be triggered by the victim. The victim will lose control of their body. One of the many symptoms of Ratpiss Disease.

Person 1: "Did you see that kid back there?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I think he was having a wrist aneurysm."

Wrist Aneurysm by Ratpiss_ September 6, 2018

anal rape aneurysm

When you're catching feelings for someone and you know you shouldn't so your brain does all it can to stop it

"Dude Chelsea gives me such an anal rape Aneurysm"

anal rape aneurysm by Bigolepappy August 11, 2017

Maneurism 

An aneurism in the brain caused by excessive amounts of meat.

I ate an entire cow at one sitting, got a maneurism, and had to go to the hospital.

Maneurism by Craig Bloch-Hansen April 28, 2004

maneurism 

(n.) A melodramatic or conniption-like reaction to the (mis)behavior of a male companion, paramour, or significant other.

When Jane found out that Dick had cheated on her with Spot two days prior to their wedding, she had a maneurism and had to be carried, screaming, out of the Bridal Salon at Bloomingdales.

maneurism by Theo October 6, 2005

manurism 

A bro freaking out in a highly animated manner about something that ultimately isn't something that warrants freaking out at all about.

He had a manurism when he found peppers in his salad. We now call them rage peppers.

manurism by RagePeppers September 15, 2016