Mandwiched

When someone gets gangbanged by two men from both sides

That dude got mandwiched over there.

by DKINNG February 9, 2018

bandwidth

The speed at which a person can comprehend. A measure of mental agility.

During the morning project meeting, everyone listened as Susan described her logistics problem. Joe was immediately able to offer a plausible solution. Mike, on the other hand, just sat there staring at his coffee cup, unable to offer any ideas.
Not everyone has the same bandwidth.

by Novellprize November 3, 2006

bandwidth nazi

1) The guy in IT who is in charge of the Internet content filter at work - making your life hell because you can't surf for anything cool.

2) The guy who is tying up the network with excessive bit torrent traffic at work making it impossible to accomplish anything work related.

1) All I want to do is check my fucking gmail and the bandwidth nazi has the site blocked!

2) Why the fuck can't I get webmail to load!? Which one of your bandwidth nazi's is downloading again!?

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

bandwidth

In electronics and signalling terms it is the difference between the highest frequency component in a signal and the lowest frequency component. So called because it is the same as the width when viewed in the frequency domain or as a fourier transform.

In computing it is the throughput (transmission rate) in bits per second of a connection.

My internet connection has a bandwidth of 256Kbps.

by Dom Howells October 4, 2003

bandwidth

The difference between the highest and lowest frequencies of a transmission channel (the width of its allocated band of frequencies). The term is often used erroneously to mean {data rate} or capacity - the amount of {data} that is, or can be, sent through a given communications circuit per second.

Data capacity is not related to bandwidth

by Milt December 28, 2005

bandwidth hog

ammend to previous


bitch on a LAN who DL's every fucking thing on the net and has multiple programs runing

room mate or family member dling things at all hours of the day

by Matt December 20, 2003

handwidth

the way guys measure the size of their penis. the actual size of one handwidth varies on the person. a normal penis should be right in the range of about two handwidths.

my penis is two handwidths and two fingers long

by Mike[Mongo]G. December 21, 2007