When men have to open up their legs while sitting because they don’t want to crush their balls they can’t help it ladies stop complaining
Female 1: tell him to move he’s manspreading
Female 2:don’t take up 2 seats that’s so disrespectful
Male: I’m sorry I don’t want to crush my massive balls
Female 2:don’t take up 2 seats that’s so disrespectful
Male: I’m sorry I don’t want to crush my massive balls
by Lilpeejishot April 26, 2020
Get the Manspreading mug.The act of a guy spreading their legs to make room for their balls while sitting,
it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,
rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about
it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,
rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about
Alex: *is manspreading*
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up
by z,,,, February 13, 2021
Get the manspreading mug.by krizzzle August 26, 2017
Get the manspread mug.You haven´t nutted in a Year, your balls hurt, and you think to yourself lets watch some kinky shit.
And suddenly your nut is the biggest volcano eruption you´ve ever seen.
And suddenly your nut is the biggest volcano eruption you´ve ever seen.
Manspredding
"You nut" your friend obviously says "oh shit, man you´ve manspredded all over your sisters Pillow."
"You nut" your friend obviously says "oh shit, man you´ve manspredded all over your sisters Pillow."
by BiggSpreddar October 2, 2020
Get the Manspredding mug.Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.
I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.
by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017
Get the vehicular manspreading mug.When some North American men spread their arms or legs in a crowded space, taking up more personal space than is necessary and causing inconvenience or discomfort to others. Although these North American men claim this sprawl is necessary to create comfortable space for their testicles, they can't explain how their outspread arms are necessary for their testicles, nor can they explain why men from the rest of the world can sit with crossed legs or in a corner and not die of discomfort.
Are you the Marlboro man riding a horse through the wilderness or are you on public transport? Instead of us all standing and staring at your crotch and armpit, how about you check that manspread?
by CheddaD April 24, 2018
Get the Manspread mug.When a male sits in public and takes up as much space as humanly possible.
Also something triggered femists made up to bash men with. Buzzfeed in particular popularized the saying.
Also something triggered femists made up to bash men with. Buzzfeed in particular popularized the saying.
Oh Wow! Look! I'm a feminist and that man is sitting over there manspreading. He is taking as much space as humanly possible!
by Bill Cosby is innocent October 16, 2017
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