Mammon apologist

Mammon is a character from the popular otome game called obey me.
The mammon apologist is mammons s/o and is willing to do anything to ensure he is safe and treated fairly. Wether they are defending him against toxic fans, or wether ut be against his brothers, this is a truly good person. They are essentially a saint.

Mammonapologist is also a popular tiktok account, that specialises in obey me content which is just f00cking hilarious- animetitti3s

Random toxic fan:i actually hate mammon

Mammon apologist: give me one good reason apart from him being annoying

Random toxic fan:i- um.....
Mammon apologist: exactly:)

by Anime_tiddi3s April 16, 2021

Mammon

Obey Me!'s Avatar of Getting Bullied By Everyone (except for maybe some Mammon simps). He is the 2nd oldest of the seven clown brothers. He's a massive tsundere, a dumbass, and as most people say, “a money grubbing scumbag who does anything for money” which is almost true :D. He’s one of the few brothers who don’t try to kill you so that’s good I guess. He’s the first demon you make a pact with which he tends to bring up all the time saying “I WAS (your name)’S FIRST!” which is kinda suggestive but we all know he’s not innocent since it’s implied a lot that he wants to fuck you -_-.

"MAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Katkichi_Tenko May 10, 2022

Orange Mammoth

Someone (wearing orange) who tries to find social acceptance

Colton: Hey did you see that episode of Family Guy where Peter gets attacked by Aliens?

Jonathan (in orange hoody): yeah, it was really funny!

Colton: Yeah, it doesn't exist, so your just an Orange Mammoth! lol, nubcake!

by I am your mirror March 20, 2009

Wooley Mammoth

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

by disathome July 28, 2010

Mammoth Lakes

The BEST place in the world. If you appreciate snobaording, you WILL live there. The cool kids there also known as "Locals"(creative, we know)slay your babies! They get drunk every night and then snowbaord all day. It's the best life ever.

Damn those kids are cool...

"I'd rather be in Mammoth Lakes"

by LoverrrGurlllll March 8, 2009

mammogramometer

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.

Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!

by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammoth tank

From the Command and Conquer series, the Mammoth Tank is the strongest ground vehicle GDI has to offer, at least when talking about the first Command and Conquer (Tiberium Dawn) and Renegade.

Mammoth Tanks are a hidden usable vehicle in the sequel to Command and Conquer, Tiberian Sun, but are usurped in hitting power by the Mammoth Mk. II. The Mammoth Tank has also appeared in the Red Alert series, called the Apocalypse in Red Alert II.

The Mammoth Tank has two giant cannons and surface to air missiles to defend itself with. If the tank existed in real life it'd be larger than any other current tank fielded, and too wide to be used in urban combat (it COULD fit on a highway, but not on the streets). Mammoth Tanks are also infamous for their ability to repair themselves back to half strength.

Word of advice. If you're playng Renegade and you see a Mammoth Tank coming... RUN.

by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 23, 2004