Malteser Milkshake

When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>

Yo Lewis made a nice malteser milkshake in me last night.

by pewismalteser October 26, 2017

Maltese falcon

A Maltese sex position that involves 4 people.

Two couples do the doggy whilst facing each other. On the point of climax, everyone sticks their hands out like a falcon's talons whilst making the Ca-Caw sound.

Can be bumpy. Reminiscent of a Maltese bus.

Hey man, do you and Julia wanna go back to my place. Me and Mary are gonna do the Maltese Falcon and would like you to get involved.

Of course dude! In Malta everything is better with friends!

by Malta Magic May 30, 2018

Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.

Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser

by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

maltese ring

An act similar to teabagging, where ones asshole is used instead of the ballsack.

She was close so i gave her the old maltese ring.

by dude March 30, 2005

maltese

A Tauren Shaman on the Magtheridon server of World of Warcraft. He was the first shaman on Magtheridon to recieve the Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros. His highest PVP rank is Warlord and in currently an officer of Vexation.

I just got killed by the shaman, his name was maltese.

by onebadpally September 5, 2008

Malteser Moments

When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.

OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments

maltesermoments Blond moments for brunettes moments malteser

by gingeesmith December 7, 2010

maltese

Eeyore Puppybutt Esq. is a Maltese. He is a friendly little dog who weighs about 5 lbs and lives in Tampa, FL with his human parents. Eeyore Puppybutt got his law degree within his first year of life, making him quite a unique specimen of the Maltese breed. He loves to give kisses and of course, litigation advice.

"Eeyore Puppbutt Esq. you are mommies little baby Maltese, yes you are, Mommy loves you very much"

Eeyore, since mommy got arrested at the PETA rally she is going to need your legal help, now be a good Maltese and come and bail mommy out of jail.

by Eeyores Mom May 4, 2006