yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist who should be recognized for his speed and technical ability, not his ability to write music.

Holy crap, it's amazing how Yngwie Malmsteen gets to all those notes, but it sounds like shit.

by Madison Verger October 17, 2007

yngwie malmsteen

A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.

A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?

by Austin January 1, 2005

Malmö

(pronounced: málmø:, also spelled Malmoe, or misspelled Malmo)

Third largest city in Sweden. Located in the very south (Skåne). Conquered by Sweden with the rest of Skåneland in 1658. Area code: 040. The city harbours strong anti-Stockholm sentiments. The people be called Malmöiter (Eng: Malmoeites).

Malmö FF be the best soccer team in Sweden, and the home club of Juventus' Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Half the population is not ethnically Swedish (24% born abroad). Islam be the most practized religion with 16% Malmoeites muslims. FOX News got all upset by this.

Malmoe be struggeling with high unemployment, highest rates of murder and organized crime Sweden, currupt politicians etc, but is actually a nice place.

Malmöit: Yo bitch can we fuck?
Chic: Fuck you you dirty, slow-talking prick!
Malmöit: I be from 040, y'know.
Chic: I'm all yours!

Guy from Stockholm: Hi, I'm from Stockholm.
Malmöit: Click-clack BLAST
Guy from Stockholm: Cough

by Malmöit December 28, 2005

Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitarist from Sweden who writes Arpeggios FROM HELL. He doesn't need a real band or even a vocalist, just a drum machine, a bassist, and arpeggios, all FROM HELL.

Yngwie Malmsteen-It's hard to explain.

by Timbo Sven August 13, 2007

Malmotic

Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.

by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013

malmek

Noun:

Malmek is one who is creative but weird.

Verb:

To malmek is to spill out ideas.

N: Chris was surely a malmek; his notebook filled with all those odd shapes with even more odd explanations.

V: Yara started to malmek, scribbling in her notebook.

by blank is an idiot November 18, 2020

Malmalelai

You can say it when you're very happy or when you say LET'S GOOO

LET'S GOO MALMALELAI!

by SpotStef October 1, 2021