Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway

look at the indian boy Malakai Burns

by dom101baller December 18, 2018

malakianism

1)the new cult named after the idol Daron Malakian.
2)the worship of Daron and all his wonderful ideas and work.
3)the philosophy that stands for the love of art for art in itself, and the undying passion of music as a whole.

I think I'm converting to Malakianism.

by lucy123 October 22, 2003

malakia

The act of masturbation

Molis twra travhxa mia petuxhmenh malakia.

Holly shit, I pulled a malakia and my jism went on my laptop.

by Malakas May 20, 2004

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex

An uberly awesomely 1337 cult on VampireFreaks.Com, dedicated to worshipping the almighty Daron Malakian of System of a Down, though the topic of conversation in the forums usually divert to other random shit. =D We don't do emotes.

Daron_Malakian_Is_Sex owns you with a capital P.

by SugarSpider July 28, 2008

Malakiya

She has a good heart , no matter what she go through she still lift her head up and keep going , and everybody love her because she so sweet and cute

Mya - Hey it’s that Malakiya

Stacy - Omg yeah

by Malakiya July 10, 2018

malakian

The only one who know what to do with a guitar of the other people who think they know what to do with a guitar

Never say "i know play guitar" when Daron Malakian is walking on the earth.

by sweetguy July 27, 2006

Malakhi

Malakhi is the sweetest, smartest, fastest, strongest person you will ever meet. He is objectively the most strong will human being on the planet and will do anything for a friend. He also generally tends to like the color green. He is a big flirt, and is good at it. He’s the kinda person who would take on Thanos and Darkseid at the same time and win in order to same his girlfriend. He likes Batman. He can be a hardcore, serious guy, or funny and Immature, or he can be sentimental, heartfelt, and loving. He is intelligent, and sometimes uses big words that he has to explain to people. He is a once in a lifetime chance to get, so if you meet a Malakhi, it’s the best person you’ll meet.

I love you, Malakhi!

by Dogggz13 February 18, 2019