Balagna-Malarkey

Malarkey from the Balagna Valley. Senseless talk with bs added to it. Double bs, bs squared, bs while the eyes are already rolling. Only to be used when balagna and malarkey used separately just isn't enough.

Did She just try to tell me her phone was accidentally on air plane mode??? Balagna-Malarkey!

by Thjudothchop June 12, 2025

Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

malarky

Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive

This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?

by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.

--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.

by captainquirk January 1, 2012

Surely Marlarkey

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.

Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.

by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008

malarky

stuff and nonsense, foolishness.
anything can be refered to as malarky.

1) i dont know what im doing studying for this degree malarky.
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?

by cleverclogs June 10, 2007

Malarkyologist

Pronounced like archaeologist (mal-archaeologist), a malarkyologist is what you call someone who you think is devoted to obscure, misleading, nonsensical studies.

"His thesis is that all modern breakfast foods were invented by members of the Han Chinese Western Xia Dynasty of 1227 B.C.E."

"Whaaaaaat a malarkyologist."

by Jayeh Rizzuhl January 26, 2010