make-up shotgun

The hypothetical device that over-made-up women must have used in order to apply the monstrous pile of caked-on colour to their face.

It refers to the Simpsons episode in which Homer invented such a device, which, after applied to his wife Marge, elicited the reply: "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

Damn, girl, you look like a clown. Put down the make-up shotgun next time.

by Fnordgasm January 12, 2007

Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.

Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.

by Make-up giver September 21, 2009

make up sex

After a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with sexual relations.
The best sex there is!

1) You whore....wanna have make up sex?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up sex last night.it was da bomb

by McTony November 5, 2005

chillin with no make up on

the best response to the question, "what are you doing?". derived during the summer of 09, this phrase simply means that nothing is going on, but you are simply hanging around or relaxing (with no make up on). it shall be an amazing response for years to come.

Connor - hey what's up?
definitly not Steffi - nothin chillin with no make up on
Connor - oh thats cool wanna hook up later?
Again, definitely not Steffi - ok

by ldsfbhjasdbfhabhjvbhberjgf January 3, 2010

make up bag

A term made popular by the-dream (an american hip-hop artist) describing the hand bag a man buys his wife or girlfriend after he is caught cheating. This can come from a variety of designers, but it should be quite expensive, to save the relationship.

"She said, If you don't wanna break up, then you know what to do to make up....drop five stacks on that make up bag." -The-dream

by quignugget May 11, 2010

make-up model

A person (typically a public figure) who is only attractive after being covered in several pounds of professionally applied make-up.

She's not actually hot; She is just a make-up model.

by SomeGuy01 December 9, 2010

No Make-Up May

Similar to NNN (No Nut November) but girls aren't allowed to wear make up for the whole month:)

i can't wear make up because its No Make-Up May

by n.nyo85 November 11, 2020