timmy mallet

a crazy mother fucker

ignore him, he's a timmy mallet

by tipsy March 10, 2004

bondage mallet

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004

Meat Mallet

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

"That guy I met last night gave me a meat mallet"

by chelsea G July 30, 2006

Timmy Mallett

Timmy Mallett is one of the biggest assholes in the world, in the same way France is the asshole of Europe Timmy Mallett is the asshole of television.

Anybody who thinks dressing up like Elton John on meth is funny is not only very mistaken but also a cunt.

I'm Timmy Mallett look at my funny hat and glasses! IM A CUNT!

by ohhiteng December 9, 2008

snatch mallet

Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.

Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"

Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"

by aesgator June 19, 2008

Rubber Mallet

Name for a Fat Black/African women,

Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet

Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout

Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet

by Megaflea February 27, 2011

mallet

A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.

I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.

by colin_clout February 22, 2008