Pocket Macarena

The act of patting down every pocket to ensure you've got all essentials with you before departing to your destination.

"Wait, do I have my keys? Let me do the Pocket Macarena just in case."

by rockSOX01 September 1, 2013

Madara uchiha

The guy who will wreck anyone by blinking

Hey that guy beat an Itachi uchiha with no difficulty at all! He's such a Madara uchiha

by Persan January 30, 2019

Maartje

The most entertaining person you will ever meet

You’re just like Maartje

by Lilp3092 June 21, 2020

macaroon asshole

A medical condition involving densely impacted shredded coconut in the lower colon that results from eating too many macaroons way too quickly.

Lemme tell you, getting my macaroon asshole roto-rooted in an urgent care setting was a great way to spend a Saturday night.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

maariya

The most amazing girl in the world with a super cute smile, maariya is very loving and caring, she always puts others first and is lots of fun to be around. She is a bit part of your life , and nothing will be the same without her.

Maariya is Good to be around . Very funny

by aron101 January 9, 2014

macaroni monster

Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton

"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."

by _DrBigEars_ March 24, 2016

macaria

By far the best at everything one does, incredibly charming, popular, funny, and attractive. As soon as one walks in the room, the room immediately becomes brighter and all eyes are on this person

"wow you just won best person in the school you sure pulled a Macaria"

by Macaria April 20, 2018