Cunt maestro

A cunt maestro is a guy who acts nice to every girl he sees but once he gets to know the girl he changes colours and shows what a cunt he really is

I thought that guy was really caring and kind but no he a cunt maestro he was messi g me and my mate about dick

by Sex vibe July 18, 2018

manstrap

To cross the threshold of manhood by mixing jagermeister and bud light lime. Beware: After consumption, testosterone levels peak, often resulting in an all-out strap-on orgy (nearest pedestrians shall serve as orgy sex sex slaves if need be)

He totally got manstrapped by Chad at center ice. He was squealing like a pig!

by SmoochyChad<3 June 28, 2010

maestro

Roger Federer, the Maestro.

The Swiss maestro possesses an exquisite game, and he can hit winners from all parts of the court to all parts of the court on the opposite side of the net.

by bcee December 24, 2008

Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

Maestro

-Dude, friend, bro, brotha, my man.
-Greetings in singular and or plural. There you are! Hi everyone!

"Maestro, check this girl out!"
"Maestro, let's get drunk!"
"Maeeestro! - Ohh heyy Brad!"
"Show up to party and say out loud Maaestro!"

by Common Sense Moderate July 15, 2015

Maestrobating

Self indulgent musical wanking.

Pleasing ones self through music.

He continued Maestrobating though no one liked the music he played at all.

by xtian December 2, 2005

maestro

The distinguished gentleman who takes a shit on a bon fire.

This bon fire is getting old. Hey Johnny, spice it up maestro!

by gRip October 8, 2006