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manstrap

To cross the threshold of manhood by mixing jagermeister and bud light lime. Beware: After consumption, testosterone levels peak, often resulting in an all-out strap-on orgy (nearest pedestrians shall serve as orgy sex sex slaves if need be)
He totally got manstrapped by Chad at center ice. He was squealing like a pig!
by SmoochyChad<3 June 28, 2010
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manstrapped

1. when a woman has a man hold her purse for her, he has been manstrapped
2. when a woman has been whipped by a man, she has been manstrapped
3. when a woman dates a man and stops seeing her friends, she has been manstrapped
Denise manstrapped Frederick when she had him hold her purse for her while she went to the washroom.
by Dahlia R October 16, 2008
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manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies
"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"
by Jeremy W September 25, 2005
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manstrating

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.
"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha
by Ælystea December 19, 2006
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Manstravaganza

A sleepover involving only 30 year old and up men, and maybe a wife or two to supervise.
John left his wife and needed a place to crash tonight so we are having a "manstravaganza" at my apartment. BYOB!!!!! Can also take the form of a camp-out so its not as obvious.
by JBMoney5302 December 19, 2010
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Manstral Cycle

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing
dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle
by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009
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manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness
Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009
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