Machine

Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.

You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

The Machine

Some one with more power then you, more money, or just better then you.

Fight the machine!!

Break away from the machine

by [e-mail] December 26, 2004

the machine

Derogatory term for laptops. Used often in classes involving American history.

SHUT THE MACHINE NOW OR I'M GONNA HANG YOU ON THE FLAG POLE!

by BakingLemurs April 29, 2010

The Machine

Formed Nyack, New York in 1987 The Machine, began recreating the extensive psychedelic jams of Pink Floyd" The Machine is made up of four very talented musicians, Joe Pascarell – guitar and lead vocals; Neil Alexander – keyboard and backing vocals; Ryan Ball – bass and backing vocals; Todd Cohen – drums.

Jes: What did you do tonight?
Tova: I went with some friends to see The Machine
Jes: Oh yeah? How was it?
Tova: Amazing.

by Brown Eyed Girl May 17, 2006

machine

He told me to fuck off because my Cortex praefrontalis is faulty.

I ended my long time relationship for you. And now i'm scared.
Would you be so kind and acknowledge that i am not a machine that flawlessly functions through this turmoil.

by Krkič May 21, 2019

Machine

a perfect, non mistake entity with no social life. Can adapt to any situation to be the best at all costs.

Vivek Behera, Hands down

by Wang chung December 2, 2004

The Machine

An general all-round good egg who is often found pumping iron in sheds.
People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.

Jimmy: I wonder why that lad goes into the shed every lunch time?

Bob: Because he's The Machine!

Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.

by CarbonMan January 14, 2009