A term coined by a few Agnes Scott students in 2006 that means completely and utterly wasted past the point of recognition. On a level 1-10, mactar is an 18. Don't plan on remembering anything the next morning.
by MissMissy January 2, 2009
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The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.
by seanik March 24, 2010
Get the mactarded mug.I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.
by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008
Get the Mactarded mug.Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.
"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009
Get the mantards mug.A Martard is a delusional blonde who thinks that lightning will strike twice in the form of 2 Stanley Cup visits to the state of California. Martards are easily distinguished by their shameless love of Arricks and their pleasing demeanor. When you encounter a Martard, leave them in their natural environment as picking them up may cause other Martards to no longer recognize them and even go so far as to disown them. Martards are a fragile bunch and although they are stunningly cute, they do not make good pets. Injured Martards should immediately be given 6 bottles of beer and released in the nearest Octopus-free body of water.
Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.
Although the word was originally believed to have been made to taunt a pretty girl who had an unnatural obsession with Patrick "No Show" Marleau, recent rumors place the origin of this word closer to an individual's obsession with Mustard.
You silly Martard, get off my nuts!
Oh Martard, you make me giggle.
Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!
Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.
Oh Martard, you make me giggle.
Oh no! That Martard just got flattened by Kronwall!
Watch out Martard, there's Ducks in that water! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.
by ArrickW May 28, 2009
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Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1
Teacher: You maptard...
Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1
Teacher: You maptard...
by magical toaster January 15, 2008
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