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Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.
Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!
by Revfin May 11, 2011
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Mandard

Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.

Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"

or

The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or

Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads
by DLMandard August 22, 2012
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mandalin

strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, But your personal growth is vital, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.
Mandalin, She likes her meat!
by Tourmaline goddess December 18, 2016
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Mandalyn

Mandalyn is a sweet girl. She loves compliments. She can be a bitch sometimes but mostly chill. A Mandalyn is a good dancer. She will be quick to let people in her life but even faster to let them out if they fuck up.
Mandalyn is the best!!!
by jade <3 May 31, 2018
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mandalee

The prettiest name on the planet. Only babes have this name.
Dude, I met this total fox named Mandalee at the bar and gave her my number. She never called me though. Dang you, Mandalee.
by 406forlife August 23, 2019
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Mandalorian5703

An epic gamer who has many bridge moments. It is also used when someone has more depth behind them than initially thought.
"Bro, did you just say the gamer word?" "That's a Mandalorian5703 moments right there" or "Bro, that dude seems like a Mandalorian5703, he has so much depth to him!"
by Large Newt October 27, 2020
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Pull a Manda

To piss oneself in public -- usually, but not always, as a result of too much drinking at one's defence party.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jane pull a Manda last night?"
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
by lagerr January 28, 2017
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