Shyster Meister

An obnoxious fool that always has to interrupt a story to one up someone with an unbelievable lack of skill and taste, and kill the mood.

Right in the middle of our conversation, the "Shyster Meister" had to tell some stupid story and destroy the mood!

by freedom boy June 16, 2009

mistank

A mistake that leads to an unpleasant odor

"Man, I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. That was a mistank."

by That Mustache Thing March 25, 2010

Your Sister a Mister

Only used by the almighty, worse then your mom gay and everything else

Caleb:Your mom gay
Kyle:Your dad a lesbian

Caleb:Your granny tranny
Kyle:Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle:Just fucking melts

by NippleringBitch March 15, 2018

I've made a huge mistake

A phrase used often in the canceled TV show "Arrested Development". The phrase is mostly used when the characters talk to themselves after a serious of poor choices/bad events. It's used to make light of bad situations, although the characters themselves don't find it funny.

MARTA: "I was really worried about you"
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake

by DepressR June 16, 2010

The mist rises ,as the sun falls.

Me and my buddies are going to juul, behind the bleachers at sunset.

Yo guys not the The mist rises ,as the sun falls.

"Don't do AHHHHHHHHHH!!"

by DANTE WOLF November 16, 2019

ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Usually JellyBean fans with the JellyBean Minecraft pfp who spam the word on top of this description
Sometimes They get Bullied by People who Despise The word

JellyBean Fans: ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨
commenter: fatherless figure

by YourNotSoDailyBoy February 25, 2022

muff mist

Like a fine fog when you walk into the real classy strip club.

I can't see charity doing her pole work through this muff mist.

by stalkmaster August 22, 2015