Leandro

He is a weird but funny person get some friends and hangs out he always says ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian but overall its hard to not hang out with him.

Shelly:Have you seen that guy?
Tom: No why?
Shelly: Because he so fun to hang out with
Leandro:ur moms gay and ur dad lesbian

by Funnymonkey_1738 March 7, 2019

Leandro

Leandro is a guy who is typically hairy and very large. He loves to eat and hates to work. Leandro loves to play video games, enjoys cutting hair and playing with large sex toys.

Yo is that Leandro? Nah man, thats a grizzly bear.

by Toombucktoo September 23, 2021

landro

A person who will finesse your women with ease.

"I can't beleive i lost my girl because someone pulled a Landro."

by Mr. Gilbertson April 18, 2018

Leandros

Spanish slang for pedophile

Oh god, that Leandros is scoping out the playground again!

by Zandor the Great November 26, 2009

san leandro

1. An adjective that describes people who like to listen to Top 40 style R&B music, wear clothing they bought at the local mega-mall, live in tract-style housing, and generally carry on like the suburban juggernauts that they are.

2. A city in the east-bay region of the San Francisco Bay Area. Less urban and dangerous than Oakland, yet somehow even less desirable of a place to live.

Did you see that fine honey over there in that dodge? Mmmmm-mmmmm! Its nice to get some San Leandro goin' on over here in the Grand Lake. It makes me nostalgic for Junior High...

by fuh-skeeza June 11, 2004

leandro

a patatoe head

also has a skittle head

round from the front and flat from the back.

skittle head leandro

by someonebishh October 18, 2008

lysandros

Bearded Cypriot who has a fondness for eggs and cigarettes.

Lysandros smells of eggs and cigarettes.

by Iloveturkey November 22, 2013