longcat

A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.

longcat is LOOOOOOONG

by BIG M-SLICE September 17, 2006

So long gay Bowser

When you grab someone by an appendage, spin them around, and then yeet them off into the distance.

He tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and So long gay Bowser'ed him into a wall

by Red Sun June 6, 2019

jack leong

A term used to describe a person with an unusually shifty moustache, deep radio laugh and a tendency to awkwardly stumble through life, deeply engaged in EDM and other pursuits.

Guy 1: "Long Schlong Jack Leong is doing his radio laugh again!"
Guy 2: "Where? I love the sound of his silky voice?"

by LEONG May 28, 2014

Long day

It means bad luck/peak/ too bad

Boy 1: Ah shit mum told me to take the chicken out the freezer and I forgot

Boy 2: yh long day brudda

by Cooooolkid101 September 9, 2020

Long snapping

When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion

Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."

by RubLox November 5, 2016

In The Long Run

In The Long Run - the longevity or life span

Of a person , place , thing or Gig .

In The Long Run that 5 year stint at

That part time job wasn't worth the effort
As the pay was crap and had no ambition to be the store manager.

In The Long Run that rust bucket he bought

10 years ago cost him more in repairs

In The Long Run he got his nut messing with that 304 but she put him on child support

In The Long Run after she couldn't collect child support anymore she kicked that kid out of the house

In The Long Run after he achieved his GED and commercial driver's license

He went and made something of himself.

In The Long Run after she started dieting and exercising she went from 322 lbs to 104 lbs

by Blu_leef March 26, 2023

“Hos long to die in cold”

How long for someone to die in the cold. Before or after a deceased LEO was found outside in freezing temperatures.

JM googled “hos long to die in cold” at 2:27 a.m before anyone knew JO was deceased.

by Canton MA July 14, 2023