lowjack

To have something taken from you by smooth talking or strong convincing. Not as violent or non-participatory as being High-jacked, being lowjacked involves ones own insecure or gullible nature.

"He lowjacked me out of my bling by flattery and making me feel uncomfortable that he didn't have any!"

by bling bling March 7, 2005

Lowmance

A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.

Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

1) Runs a popular humor website.

2) Is fucking hilarious.

3) Is a prominent figure online, who is both loathed and loved throughout the interweb.

4) Initiated a massive crusade against pedophile websites, resulting in an anti-pedophile web movement and hateful backlash from said pedos (because their sites got fuxxored :D)

Oh wai -

by Pfish March 31, 2004

lolwaffe

The lolwaffe are the elite fighting force that use the power of laughter for win. Some say that they were responsible for the lolocaust. They are probably right.

"Who called the lolwaffe, this is a frickin lolocaust"

by Lolocauster March 31, 2009

LOLwaffe

The German World War II predecessor to the ROFLcopter.

Sir, the anti-aircraft gunners are still cracking up over the last LOLwaffe attack!

by Fuzzy Bunny July 25, 2009

loww

A real ass nigga that can fuck yo bitch

So watch it

There's loww who fucked my bitch

by Loww January 5, 2017

Puerto Rican Lowball

When someone offers you offer an absurd amount for an item that’s for sale. Usually done by Hispanics, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans

Item for 1000

Pedro: “ ¿Sigue disponible? 300 cash”

Mark: “how about no, and speak English”

Pedro: “400 cash right now”

Mark: “not happening, I don’t have time for your Puerto Rican lowball”

by Clark408 September 29, 2020