lotioning

To negotiate something smoothly and tactfully in order to gain one’s way.

“I lotioned the job offer fam”

Ashraff: “Yo how you leaving without holding a significant role next year”
MB: “Dw man, elite lotioning by me ngl”

by Mans about it February 10, 2021

lotioning

What a metrosexual does when applying lotion.

"Dude, don't tell me you're lotioning again!"

by Cookie Krumm March 26, 2004

the lotion

When you cum on a chick and rub it into her skin instead of cleaning it up.

"I was too lazy to get up after fuckin her so I used the lotion on that bitch!"

by KuhmPainter November 10, 2017

Lotionize

The act of rubbing sexual body fluids into your hands due to lack of a better place to whipe off or clean off.

Bro 1 - " Yo bro! " - goes in for handshake -
Bro 2 - " .. Oh hey man yo let me lotionize real quick .. "

by sarzzzOD March 22, 2011

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on one's "privates" (FC) once they shave it.

by poo licker October 02, 2003

Lotion

Something we use to jerk o- i mean some thick liquid used for your skin if your skin is ashy. But the boys use it more for stuff

Honey, wheres the lotion?

by h0wsh0u1d1kn0w? February 04, 2021

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on.

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.

by courtski February 02, 2015