longboarder

Person who normally rides a longboard skateboard rather than a more traditional short skateboard. While most (not all) skateboarders tend to have a tendency to attempt to be cool by rebelling against society by listening to music with no flow to it and by hating everyone around them; Longboarders are generally more chilled out; Opting for more peaceful genres of music like Ska and also just skate to enjoy the ride, not to act like cocky jerks to everybody.

Skater - Man... People all suck. I hate my parents who pretty much payed for this board.

Longboarder - That's too bad bra. I'm just trying to enjoy life as it comes dude

Skater - Well you're a pussy too!

Longboarder - Damn...

*Karma.. Skateboarder crashes in freak accident after failing a trick and ends up on Scarred. There's his 15 minutes of fame*

by Masa Thor July 7, 2008

Longboarding

Longboarding is a way of life. When you longboard the earth stops spinning. Many people refer to it as a sport, but its life.

longboarding is gnarly.

by winnkydinkymman August 16, 2012

longboard

Any surfboard that is more than 3' longer than the rider is defined as a Lonboard by the Hawaians.

HOWEVER - it is more the state of mind.

Longboarding is about the soul, expression and The Glide. Where shortboarders beat each other for the waves and perform aggresive moves to carve up the water, you will almost certainly find a longboarder behind them, contemplating their surroundings, taking in the view and with a huge grin on their face.
Add another longboarder and you have a friend with a common goal; glide, float, dance and shimy on the board using your board and your body together - swap stories of shortboarders scattering in your wake and the time you soul arched hanging ten for 20 seconds at Jeffries..
Longboarding is the original soul of original surf culture.

Man I was out the other day on my 10'4" longboard and the waves were 2' and clean - best waves I ever had - shortboarders couldn't catch 'em - have you ever seen a Longboader whinge that there is no surf?

by Angus Murray October 30, 2005

Longboarding

A coasting vehicle, relativly close to a skateboard, but twice the size.
Manuvered with your body movements according to the direction in which you want to go.
Also,
extremely dangerous and extremely kickass. :)

I was longboarding, and was ticked for doing double the speedlimit, in a residental area.

by Maaadie August 13, 2008

Longboard

Traditionally, a form of street surfing, originateing in california, see LBC or long boarding community, this also can mean long beach cali. this is not a coincidence. BUT longboards differ from shortboards in that they are designed for speed, smoothness and carving. Not major tricks and ollies. HOWEVER, Longboarding is more about the soul, like longboarding the surfboard, longboarders are almost always very laid back, chill, kind, and overall sick people. Riding a longboard is the ultimate form of freedom, and highly addicting.

Short boarder- Dude im soo f*ckin cool, i can ollie and shitt
longboarder- nice day bro, I just went out, bombed some hills, i hit 40 km on this one hill, then i did some cross steps and carves. wicked chill day dude.

by gnarrlllybrooo June 6, 2010

Longbod

Some one who is 'long' e.g. they take a long time in doing things, hold you up, and force you to make efforts you would rather not.

John - go down the shops to get me some fags.
Tim - LONGBOD!!!!

Tim - I'll be another 30mins matey.
John - LONGBOD!!!!

by Jon Gray April 27, 2006

longbottomed

v.) an unpopular, bumbling, pathetic person who underwent an extreme personality change, becomes physically attractive, and (sometimes) a BAMF

Derived from the character Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter series.

A: Is that Mike?!
B: Yeah it's him.
A: OMG really? How did he—
B: He got longbottomed.

by bottomsupniqqa September 3, 2013