LOUISIANA

I'm from LOUISIANA.
We're as deep south as they come and we have the funniest accent you've ever heard, but you love it.
We shouldnt even qualify as the south because when you come here, you enter another country. When you ask for a coke we ask "what kind?" and its not a sub or a hoagie, its a po-boy. Our beaches are contaminated and there are 8 different pronunciations of the word "water." Its New Orleans not "New Orleeens" and we use north and south to tell directions, not left and right. No one knows how to use a blinker, and you can't make a left turn anywhere in the city. We love our LSU tigers although there are still some Tulane fans, and Skip Bertman will ALWAYS be our baseball coach, no matter if he's dead or alive. We shoot firecrackers when they say "the rockets red glare" in the National Anthem and the Saints will always be our team (even when they win the super bowl...we'll complain about how long it took). I don't care where you live, you can't beat our seafood (especially the crawfish) and nothing is good without a little tony cacheries on it. I'm from LOUISIANA and no matter if our schools are failing, our politics are dirty, and our biggest city is underwater, there AIN'T no place like home!

Louisiana is the best place in the world

by Mike. M October 9, 2005

louisiana dipcan

When receiving oral felatio or a "blowjob", you purposely fail to warn your parter when you are about to ejaculate or unload, apon climaxing you pull out her lower lip and shoot carefully so in the end it will apear she has a huge lipfull of chewing tobacco or dip.

dude 1: so did you talk to your girl lately?

dude 2: nahh she's still pissed as fuck about the louisiana dipcan I gave her the other night.

dude 1: oh haha!!

by niggas mike n dave June 27, 2008

Lois Griffin

The mom in family guy who is loved by everybody except Stewie

Lois Griffin: hi Stewie how are you?
Stewie Griffin: shut up woman!

by Kidswillbekids May 31, 2020

Louisiana

A very unusual state. I am a proud native. Diverse culture and great food. Sorry, there are not alot of rednecks or mullets like mentioned above. I am from the southwest side where you have great Cajun food. People are very friendly and courteous in Louisiana. Hope Louisiana gets back on it's feet after these hurricanes--Rita and Katrina. Rebuild Louisiana and come back stronger.

No other state like Louisiana. Go Tigers!

by 300zx fanatic April 22, 2006

Louisiana Slammer

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.

I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.

by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010

Louisiana bidet

When you are on the toilet taking a dump, and a turd falls out and splashes piss water all over your anus.

After a long night at the bar, Mark went into it's restroom and was splashed by the Louisiana bidet.

by Batty_883 January 23, 2015

Lois

Do not be deceived by Lois' seemingly sophisticated name. At first glance, Lois has a poised exterior, but once you get to truly know her, you will soon discover her overwhelming contagious crackhead energy, particularly through the hours 3pm-6pm and 11pm-4am. Lois is easygoing; she finds way to vibe with anyone she feels is genuine, and does not get petty over the little things. However, she is very stubborn, and this can be both awe-worthy and frustrating at the same time. Lois is also able to fall asleep anywhere and anytime, and has a huge soft spot for any animal. Lois can sometimes be found complimenting her friends while incorporating some false self deprecation. Does not appreciate the Family Guy references.

Friend: How do I look in these pants?

Lois: Wait, your ass looks so good in those.

Friend: Yea, but we all know you have the fattest ass in this friend group.

Lois: Shut up rat, I'm flat as a board. (She's not)

by biddieboo January 15, 2020