lindsay lohan

To go from a beautiful redheaded, nicely curved teenager to an annorexic, nose powdering Paris Hilton knockoff.

Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

by Sub June 11, 2005

ali lohan

A frequently modified mammal, known primarily for its blind idolatry, and an uncanny ability to age rapidly in foreign fashion shows and club settings. Cited as the current chief export (minors) of the Lohan family; like its elderly predecessor, Lindsay, what it lacks in talent, it makes up for in ambition.

"Should Child Protective Services be notified when 15-year-old Ali Lohan goes to bars and nightclubs ?"

"I don't know, she looks 45."

by racesomecat April 2, 2010

Lindsay Lohan

The female who goes from beginning a fucking SEX SYMBOL to looking like the whore that walks around my block sucking cock for coke.

Damn I didnt know Lindsay Lohan works your block too.

by P DuBB June 30, 2005

Feeling Lohan

Feeling Lohan

Feeling super hungover from a night of partying but continuing to party the next day in spite of legal, social, or physical repercussions.

Looking and feeling rough during a multi-day bender, usually wearing the same clothes for at least two days and just continuing to party.

I'd come enjoy Sunday Funday with you guys, but I'm super hungover from last night. Na! I'm feeling Lohan, let me just grab some sunglasses.

by Classic Amber June 2, 2014

lindsay lohan

Used to be pretty hot, in my opinion, before she dyed her hair disgustingly blonde and became another Paris Hilton.

At the rate she's going, she's going to be posing topless soon.

Lindsay Lohan has had a boob job, no matter how much she denies it.

by eon June 26, 2005

Lindsay Lohan

Overdramatic behavior. Complete loss of reality.

Seriously, calm down. Don't get all Lindsay Lohan on me.

by coppercroch December 4, 2010

lindsay lohan cocktail

A "Shirley Temple" with vodka.

Bartender, may I have a Lindsay Lohan cocktail?

by dranamous March 22, 2011