steamy logger

When the bathroom door is closed and the hot shower is running. Then having a poop on the toilet.

Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.

Yo dude that steamy logger is really bad, idk if the shower will even do much after that.

by Dolantrumpy August 23, 2019

One logger clogger

When you clog the toilet with one large turd. The turf tends to just kind of waller around in there.

Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up

by Joebock November 22, 2020

Loggery

The crime of stealing firewood

Dude, this bonfire is really dying...LETS GO COMMIT LOGGERY ON SOME OF YOUR NEIGHBORS!

by Timberwolf Lumberjack April 18, 2010

lincoln logger

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed

Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed

by Mallie November 28, 2005

Logger

A person works in the forest harvesting timber.

That logger is harvesting trees off that job site.

by Jeff Asel December 9, 2008

alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018