the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it
Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!
by vengence74 May 22, 2010
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by StNaAnKn July 29, 2004
Get the Logger Blogger mug.When you have a very extreme bowl movement consisting of (one) extra large deposit of waste that always results in a water flow obstruction within the toilet. This will without question require a tool to dislodge the stoppage. By no means consult a plummer for the proper flow will resume when extraction is completed. extra soaking time may help loosen material and expedite full water flow
Zak you just laid a "logger turd" the size of a rolling pin. Go get the plunger quickly before it sets up like portland cement. Moron ass hole!
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