A homosexual male: They do not reproduce, they just have sex and don't contribute to the nation's population. They're just like logs in that sense.
Alfie: "That guy is such a log, I mean, he doesn't reproduce, he's just like a log in that sense, because they don't contribute to the nation's population."
by Mattz0r March 29, 2006
by The Omnicient April 30, 2004
by nave88 October 08, 2007
by 5car May 29, 2005
A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.
Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done."
by SCE/S February 01, 2019
A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.
"Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"?
"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
"Sorry...I can't go any faster, I got this huge "Log" coming out and it's taking forever!!
by Mickeymysterious1 April 24, 2009
When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl
Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.
James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?
by JonnoR March 27, 2012