loitering check

A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.

1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.

Example 1.

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check.

Player: 1

DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.

Example 2

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check

Player: 23

DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.

by Dustin db McKnight February 6, 2007

body locking

The act of targeting someones body with your eyes when the sexual power is so strong. The power is incredible to the point where your eyes will not move and your mind will go blank.

Jeremy: Hey Bryan.

*Bryan doesn't respond*

Jeremy: Wants wrong with him?

Karly: Oh, he is body locking onto Irene right now.

by BML0322 February 19, 2011

lurkering

sneaking or stalking someone/thing;especially if you are a Zerg

kyle's lurkering around, I can hear his tentacles slithering

by Brad Slocum March 11, 2004

Lockergnome

The website created by tech enthusiast and former TechTV host Chris Pirillo. Often know for its annual Gnomedex expo.

I went to lockergnome to find some cool articles.

by deadinside1 April 15, 2009

Lootering

The act of one longboarding behind a motorized scooter with a ski rope.

Hey Bro, lets go lootering.

by BU Boarder August 30, 2010

Losering

The art of being a loser and embracing it. Can be done in both individual or group situations.

"You guys are lame, weird, and annoying. Nobody likes you."
"Well we don't care, we're losering and we're proud of it."

by delreydarling January 5, 2014

password locking

the act of one or more people ganging up on a person, taking their i phone without being noticed, and locking them out by using incorrect passwords. if done right you can time it and eventually lock them off for two hours or more. this will literary make your day .

dude we password locked Dylan today and he started crying!, password locking is now my new favorite hobby!

by vortexwolf13 September 13, 2011