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douche-locked

(doosh-lokt)verb (2007) 1. The state of feeling obligated, through social graces, to attend an engagement with a douche before having the opportunity to avoid such a commitment. 2. n Douche-lock: successful attempt by a douche to force a cooler person to accompany him to an engagment by cleverly imposing a sense of obligation or guilt.
"I just got douche-locked! I had no plans for lunch, and then that douche locked me in at 8:03 a.m. for lunch."
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Region Locked

(A slang term used in Magic: the Gathering.)

When an opponent takes control over one of your creatures or planeswalkers, but they cannot use/activate effects because the opponents deck is built around a different colour of mana.
Player 1: "I took control of your Moorland Inquisitor with my Mind Flayer!"
Player 2: "Yes, but you can't use his ability because he is region locked."
by Mobsiboy February 2, 2022
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Keep it locked

Essentially means 'keep listening to this audio stream'.

Refers to locking your analogue radio to a particular station for extended listening, though in the modern day, it's more likely you're listening to a webcast or internet radio instead.
We've got the freshest beats from the underground just waiting to explode out of your soundsystems, so keep it locked (down (tight)).
by DarkIye December 30, 2010
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I can't believe you looked that up

My response to anyone who looked that up.
Seriously, I can't believe you looked that up...
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leaked reality

Uncensored, unedited, none biased images or videos, i.e website leakedreality.com
I understand that sudden exposure to uncensored leaked reality can feel overwhelming
by Jaxter85 June 24, 2017
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The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.
Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.
by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007
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Locked Up

Locked up is when you are imprisoned in jail, or in a place where you can not get out.
Yo, G-Unit! Yo, man; did ya hear? Big Jiggly got himself LOCKED UP the other day for doin a rash cram on da govoner's daughta.
by Dr. Pavordney November 26, 2004
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