loafy cakes

1. A friend whom passes time at leisure; idle.

2. A friend whom resembles a shaped mass of baked Bread.

3. A friend who's shaped, usually rounded or oblong.

Hey Loafy Cakes, come pick me up. I locked my keys in my car again.

by west coast killah July 20, 2006

Loafty Motherfucker

Someone who always takes their sweet ass time going places, or just doing anything. They always take FOREVER to do anything. If you plan on leaving on time make sure you tell your loafty motherfucker of a friend that your leaving 20 minutes before your actually leaving so they will be fully ready to go out the door.

Brianna: come to my house at 2
Emma: okay ill be there
4 hours later
Brianna: wtf are you coming? what have you been doing this whole time your being a loafty motherfucker
Emma: yeah man i know sorry ill be there shortly

by Not a loafty motherfucker June 4, 2010

loafen

When you chill to the maximum level, or see something that is real chill. Like Loafing, but loafen is when your chilling with a purpose.

YO what you sayin today, Just gonna be Loafen out
O shit look at that cliff, yea man that Cliff would be a sick spot to be loafen.

by ChillVILL December 8, 2015

two loafer

A storm so severe that when stocking up on food, you buy two loaves of bread in anticipation of being stranded for long enough to go through more than a loaf.

They say that storms gonna bring 8 feet of snow over the next six day.

Yup, a two loafer for sure!

by Eljaybean January 7, 2011

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer

by MineEng November 5, 2017

big fuck off loafers

peculier shoes often worn by grayham

he's wearing big fuck off loafers...GET HIM!

by DOYTS! February 11, 2005

Loafed

Someone releasing a fat shit in your mouth while you are asleep.

Guy:1 Holy shit dude someone Loafed in your mouth!
Guy:2 *Mouth full of shit gurgle squish noises*

by BigCoke January 26, 2020