lmaonaise

lmaonaise is a derivative of 'lmao' - laughing my arse off. it can be used to express the extreme amusement of something whilst relating to the popular sauce which so many of us put on salad: mayonaise.

Other examples include lolcakes and roflwaffles.

Suzie: Grant I want your lmaonaise
Grant: awh shit.

by suzukio January 13, 2010

Mayonaise Twinns

About to be the best band you've never heard of.

Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.

by jfitzzz November 13, 2013

magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

whore mayonaise

what my boyfriend calls his tasty cum

He shot loads of whore mayonaise down my waiting throat

by beck March 21, 2004

mayonaise

What is inside in the head of a complete moron.

Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!

by jaelee11 January 11, 2009

mayonaise dumptruck

Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.

3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster

by throbmelongtime July 20, 2009

Mayonaise bracelet

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio

Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!

by Hyruki December 2, 2009